“Naughty Delights”
Genre: Erotic Romance
Excerpt:
This is it, Elizabeth thought as she pushed
through the door to deliver a large batch of chocolate and vanilla sugar
cookies to the display case. It was grand opening day for Guilty Pleasures, and
she couldn’t be more excited or more nervous. Years of scrimping and saving had
accumulated to this day. In a matter of minutes the bakery would be open for
business, and their city would officially have their first taboo sweet shop.
Elizabeth
took one final look around, making sure everything was perfect, when Felicia,
her business partner and friend, appeared next to her, chomping on a
fornication cookie.
Out
of all the sugary creations crafted for the shop, Elizabeth and Felicia would
agree these were the most fun to develop. They spent many wine-filled nights
brainstorming and researching ideas for the inserts.
“What’s
it say, babe?” Elizabeth asked, nodding toward the paper in Felicia’s hand.
Felicia
laughed and read the naughty message, "Two heads are better than one, but
three, now that’s what I call a party!"
As she tucked the paper into her back pocket, she asked, “I forget. Was this
yours or mine?”
“I
actually think your man deserves credit for this one.” Grinning, Elizabeth
grabbed the sampler plate off the counter and walked toward the front door,
turning to take one final look around before the place filled up. She couldn't
be any prouder of the decor in her little slice of heaven. She glanced to her
left and smiled proudly as she admired the photos on the wall.
The
food photographer they had hired did a fantastic job capturing the beauty and
sexiness of several corset cakes available for purchase. But the icing on the
cake, so to speak, was the mural to the right of the entrance. A local artist
painted "What Are Your Guilty Pleasures" but the letters were actually
naked people in compromising naughty positions.
Felicia
giggled. “Oh yeah, it’s all coming back to me now. We definitely drank way too
much that night.”
Nodding
in agreement, Elizabeth turned on the neon sign and opened the doors for
business.
Already,
a few eager customers were waiting by the window. They actually applauded when
Elizabeth stepped out of the shop door. She greeted them with a smile and
offered them their choice of iced cocks or boobs. She wasn’t surprised the
guests blushed when they made their selection and bit into the cookie. She
expected to witness many rosy cheeks in the hours ahead of them—giggles too.
As
the streets began to fill up with people going to work, Elizabeth tried to coax
even more passersby into the shop with her funny shout-outs such as: “I bet our
peckers taste as good as your man’s. No wait, even better!” And, “Our breasts
are fantastic and all natural.” All
the while she held up a naughty treat.
After
the bell dinged behind her a couple dozen times, she realized the humorous
approach to draw in customers was working like a charm. Now with them inside,
she had no doubt every person who’d entered the shop erected from her dreams
would be a repeat customer. And with this thought, she knew the many dinners of
Ramen noodles were well worth the discomfort it cost her over the years.
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